CraftBeerMemes

If your ever get a chance to try Allagash brewing out they are Elite.

For an example someone left a bad review of a lager only brewery calming they just made stouts and lagers and they wanted an IPA.

It's a dark lager not a sout...

They make it sweeter than starbucks for some odd reason. Adjunct stouts can be good but the sweetness needs to be on the low end. We're drinking a stout, not coffee with pump after pump of Starbucks sugar syrups.

What beer if any are you enjoying today?

All the other alcoholics are scared of me. Noone drinks with me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am impaired. They send me from brewery to brewery committing atrocities in their name. And as I get drunker, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Alcoholism. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so dizzy and alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire world would care. Take it to your grave.

You were a great place Sacred Profane in Portland. I wish some of the Bro's at Bissell would have given you a chance.

Most macro is filed with all these gross metallic and rice like off flavors that dominate the aftertaste. Miller, Bud, Coors, doesn't even taste like a lager.

I'd rather drink 2 pints of craft a week then 6 macro's. Who cares if it's cheaper if it tastes bad?

Alot of Macro people must not care what they are drinking if they ditched Bud Light just because they marketed with a Trans streamer. It really comes off as toothless Cletus behavior.

Okay, I swear I'll come up with some memes that aren't about IPA's or "the bro's" next.

Also shout out to Sacred Profane in Maine. Their Smoked Pale Lager 🍺 is amazing.

Tier* lol.

I tried to hold on tight but it dripped through my fingers.

If you have a local lager only brewery give them some support. Not just are lagers delicious but you are reducing the industries IPA dominance.

And now I know how King Tut felt...