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"Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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Roses are red, falcon paunch (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Tiny boots but I giggled

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Roses are red, we'll flex and then we'll cheer (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, their office phones are ringing (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, animals can emote (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, some dresses have pockets, (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, the monkey's paw curls (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by 200ok@lemmy.world to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, they said "dick pics preferred", (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by 200ok@lemmy.world to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, countryside larceny (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by 200ok@lemmy.world to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, we need help out front (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, some people are reckless (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red (slrpnk.net)
submitted 11 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/2841282

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Roses are red, he made the trek, ran up and yelled (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, I wish you good luck (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, never say never (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, you will be freed (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, I'd like one more please, this is (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, I live in a daze (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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After battling the humans and ruining their fun (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, there's no point in trying (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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It's part of our history, just like sedition (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, clear the catalog (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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The summer's hot, lets take a break (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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