swlabr

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[–] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 1 month ago

Future headline: “Google quietly shuts down six nuclear power plants”

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 1 month ago

these chuds lack self awareness and they never realise that by moving the goalposts on brain stuff they are admitting their own idiocy.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 13 points 1 month ago

Rejoice, peon! For you have been BLESSED. Our RNG has deemed you are WORTHY to LEASE the chariot of your LORD, the WYMH McUltra Car.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 1 month ago

Nooo don’t leave tech your so sexy aha

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 14 points 1 month ago

Yeah there’s no way to influence the shadows on the cave walls dawg, no point in leaving the cave.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 12 points 1 month ago

Just think about the classification sweatshops that will be looking at diseased buttholes all day.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ok don’t know why the AI companies are courting the hacked found footage toilet voyeur market but here we are, I guess

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 14 points 1 month ago

peon: Sir, the bean counters have determined once again that meetings are a huge woftam. Please advise!

ceo: Is there any way we can make them waste even more?

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 1 month ago

you use a lot of terms I’m not inherently familiar with (is there a “welcome guide” of some sort somewhere I missed).

we’re pretty receptive to requests for explanations of terms here, just fyi! I imagine if it begins to overwhelm commenting, a guide will be created. Unfortunately there is something of an arms race between industry buzzword generation and good sense, and we are on the side of good sense.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 1 month ago

Also: TL note: 11,000,000 Swedish Krona equals 11,386,313.85 Norwegian Krone

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This work getting the physics nobel for “using physics” is reeeeeeal fuckin tangential

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 1 month ago

Just remembering this banger from back in the day.

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