PrimeErective

It's gotta be 1.5C hotter on average for a decade, not just a year

Looks more like Flappy Bird

..... Oh my

How about with sunshine/moonlight or Steam?

Unfortunately, to get the benefit of the slip steam, you gotta be pretty close to the back of the truck. If you have space for good reaction time, you're probably too far back

More like A Wrinkle in Time, the 1962 book

Figma balls

It's an abridged version of the "in this essay I will..." trope

I get that. Where is the irony? I think to be ironic there needs to be some air of unexpectedness. I certainly think it's amusing to say that you were buffing a nerf gun, but maybe not unexpected

But I think Alanis Morissette would be on board

Why is that ironic?

Needle was right there

Everyone knows there's no such thing as leftover crack