Super happy to be that Linux guy sitting by myself with no one to bother me while I'm getting things done.
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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"You are inside 2 wolves"
Is number one an Arch user?
Who tf let a pack of wolves on to a plane?
Sequel to 'Snakes on a plane'
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Well, as long as it's just a hungry pack of wolves and not a pack of hungry wolves.
Inside me:
Shouldn't they get back to their job of being inside people, in pairs?
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There must be an alternative, hmm...
So I get two seats to myself? Sweet!
14 werewolves...
it's just suspiciously perfect
What OS do the wolves use? And are they there to crank their hogs?
What distro, terminal emulator, shell, and text editor does this person like? We might have stuff to talk about. If the answers to any of the above are Fedora, XTerm, Bash, or Pico then we have nothing to talk about and I'll take the wolves
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Im gonna sit next to him with my headphones on so I can't hear him crying as I use chrome on my windows 11 laptop.
Laptop tries to reboot for 5th update of the day
I can't connect to the internet, Dave, I'm afraid I cannot allow you to start me up again
You try to ignore helpful tips from the guy next to you, pretending your headphones are still active.
You choke back tears as Windows had enough from your feeble attempts to boot and the power button stops doing anything.
I know whats wrong. Its this stupid adblock. Ill just turn it off.
It'll be an Arch user so all I have to do is mention that I use Mint. That'll just make him glare at me angrily for the rest of the flight.
I guess I'm not that guy. I use arch Linux (had to say it for the memes)but I like coding, drawing, learning new languages, photography, and I'm thinking about picking up calligraphy someday.
Well, as a feminist, I’m choosing the wolves.
Oh, trust me, it's not a coincidence that ALL wolves decided to sit away from that uncouth beast.