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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 months ago

I start with my hair first, then face, and work my way down, but I do the butt hole last. That way my hair washes most of the fecal material out of the towel the next time I dry myself off and I don't have as much butt stuff all over the rest of my body. Because that's how things work.

[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Isn't the correct response something more like..

"we have ways of making a towel forget, by tmr.."

muhahahahahaa..

< sound of laundry-machines powering-up, in the background.. >

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