I start with my hair first, then face, and work my way down, but I do the butt hole last. That way my hair washes most of the fecal material out of the towel the next time I dry myself off and I don't have as much butt stuff all over the rest of my body. Because that's how things work.
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2025
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Isn't the correct response something more like..
"we have ways of making a towel forget, by tmr.."
muhahahahahaa..
< sound of laundry-machines powering-up, in the background.. >
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