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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Now that would make about 95% of all BMW drivers wonder why their steering is broken...

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[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a GM vehicle with lane tracking, and this is actually kinda how it works! The steering wheel will mildly fight you unless you activate the signal, then BAM you merge right over. It reminds me of an AT-field

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[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You would be screwed if your bulb goes out.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Star Trek should be required viewing for all world leaders.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I still like to think the thing from Fight Club where they blow up all the central banks would be cool.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee -1 points 2 months ago

That movie is wilder than I remember….

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You get slapped across the face if you litter.

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[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you need other cars to use turn signals you shouldn't be driving.

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[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Btw, why don't cars signal automatically if you turn below 5 km/h?

[–] Tnaeriv@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're supposed to start signalling before you turn, so that would be kinda useless

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 0 points 2 months ago
[–] Aux@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine a kid runs out on the road suddenly... What a dumb fucking idea!

[–] oxomoxo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The smarter version of this idea is the turn signal comes on automatically in the direction you turn.

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

It's not. The point of a turning signal is to give a warning to fellow drivers in advance. Turning it on right when you're turning is way too late. Just learn to drive properly for fucks sake!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Two-lane, no-passing, winding mountain road: "it's showtime" 😎

Everyone: flies straight off the cliff

[–] 58008@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Instantaneous, lifelong driving bans for any driver who is found to be texting or intoxicated behind the wheel.

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