Now that would make about 95% of all BMW drivers wonder why their steering is broken...
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I have a GM vehicle with lane tracking, and this is actually kinda how it works! The steering wheel will mildly fight you unless you activate the signal, then BAM you merge right over. It reminds me of an AT-field
I still like to think the thing from Fight Club where they blow up all the central banks would be cool.
That movie is wilder than I remember….
Btw, why don't cars signal automatically if you turn below 5 km/h?
You're supposed to start signalling before you turn, so that would be kinda useless
Oh, right.
Imagine a kid runs out on the road suddenly... What a dumb fucking idea!
The smarter version of this idea is the turn signal comes on automatically in the direction you turn.
It's not. The point of a turning signal is to give a warning to fellow drivers in advance. Turning it on right when you're turning is way too late. Just learn to drive properly for fucks sake!
Two-lane, no-passing, winding mountain road: "it's showtime" 😎
Everyone: flies straight off the cliff
Instantaneous, lifelong driving bans for any driver who is found to be texting or intoxicated behind the wheel.