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[–] Raine_Wolf@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

[–] cor315@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But then how am I supposed to look at my poop swirling down the drain?

[–] elvith@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

And how can I stand in front of the toilet and pee into the flushing toilet then?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

closes lid

Sits down

Shits on lid

Flushes

[–] bratosch@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Taking 'Upper decker' to the next level

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mythbusters found it makes no difference in the spread of fecal matter. Toilet lids aren't perfect seals.

[–] variants_of_concern@lemmy.one 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Plus if you drop anything in the bathroom and the lid is up it's ending up in the toilet, learned that one morning when I was about to brush my teeth, that's when I became a dedicated kid closer

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

dedicated kid closer

"Listen, I just know you're going to love this play set; and what a deal you're getting on it, too!"

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago

Flushing after closing the lid is actually hygienic.

[–] lambda@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

I always flush with the lid down. Keeps less in the air.

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Real pros streamline and take off the seat and lid altogether.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago
[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Plus, it’s more mysterious and potentially surprising.

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

Yeah that coworker who never removes his stains loves to make people focus on it.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Quit ya bitching and roll the math.

Some stand to pee. Some sit to pee. everyone sits to shit. In a mixed gender household the seat gets most use down.

[–] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not at all what the meme is talking about

[–] BugFinder@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The meme is making it look like seat down is presumptuous, which it is not. It has the least effort vs hygiene trade-off, since sitting to pee is much more hygienic.

[–] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

The point the meme is making is that the lid should be closed. It equally derides both seat up and seat down

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you don't shut the lid before you flush it sends poopoo peee particles flying around the bathroom onto your toothbrush

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mythbusters found it makes virtually no difference, and lid down can actually make particles go further due to the pressure forcing them through a smaller gap.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

Myth Busters are not a solid scientific source. I discussed the issue a bit, linking to some papers in another comment here: https://feddit.de/comment/5298414