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[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Not with that attitude

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 115 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't end up like the Trump shooter. Nobody remembers that guys name cuz he failed. Be like Luigi.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Anivia 6 points 1 week ago

The Trump shooter(s)

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

I don’t know, there are many different boots on the back of my neck ripe for harvest…

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well we can, but only if there are an even number of people in the world. Otherwise there will be one person left!

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is about men. There just need to be enough women and children.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Calm down anakin

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was just making a math joke!

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was making a mass murder joke

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well I was making a math murder joke!

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fair point, and something to remember in the days to come, eh?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hopefully the sequels are even better

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Netflix needs more material for the rest of the season.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Netflix is only slightly more in danger of extinction as our species.

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I guess it is possible for every single man to kill someone, but ruling out suicide, that would require murdering a lot of women and children.

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I didn't know more than half the men in the world were single, that's crazy.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world -4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about men who had convinced someone to get an abortion? Does that count?

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

Only if they are republicans and publicly talk about how it's immoral.