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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

submitted 1 week ago by irreticent@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Walmart has sex toys?

I have never seen one in walmart in my entire life.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

What a waste of money and resources

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

what in the Texas fuck are those anal retentive cucks smoking down there?!

[–] nul42@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

The reason it is limited to six is because "And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done." Genesis 2:2

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