Why is it edited? The original joke was also hieroglyphs.
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He might be providing safety tips, but the biggest safety issue is that they left the door open for him to get in.
which is why in his last panel he says "why the fuck is your front door wide open like this"
He's a god, locked door ain't gonna stop him.
he's the god of the dead, not of lockpicking
He got the pick that bosnian bill and lockpicking lawyer made, nothing can stop him.
For all we know that's one of the things he warned them about.
Ah yes, Anubis, god of death. Exactly who I want to take safety advice from.
Dude take care of the dead, if anyone you wanna take safety advice from, it's him, he heard some real stuff happening.
Hahaha good point.
If anybody's gonna know what will kill you...