Dad Jokes

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It happened across the road. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My chickens eat everything, the crush old greens, mealworms and grain all the same

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You forgot dogshit and anything dead.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

My dog eats chicken shit and my chickens eat dogshit. Nature is beautiful

[–] Anivia 2 points 1 day ago

If I leave a piece of styrofoam in the garden the chickens will eat it

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

It's a toss up, but we have one chicken that prefers salad (as in leafy greens) as a treat over grains of any kind, even corn. The other is definitely a grain lover though