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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kerning is the process of adjusting the space between characters in a proportional font to make text look more visually pleasing and readable

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

all caps keming...

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

This cheese has me keming

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

"BRAEDYN! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!"

[–] AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Pair with italian meats o==3

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Mature indeed

[–] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well in this case maybe ker ning?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kern events

It was right there

[–] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Damn that's so much better

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Awful kerning aside, I'd eat the shithole out of aged Gouda with cumin! 🤤

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh, someone did that on purpose. That's a full on space.

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So that's why it has holes

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

That’s why we all have holes

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This is what I’m talking about, truth in advertising, why can’t McDonald’s say sewage sludge?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Eh I am sure someone’s into it

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago

Romige komijnekaas.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Ok sure but when I do it I get kicked out of the grocery store

Actually tasty tho :D

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The Dutch never fail to innovate.

[–] ngn@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

nice font selection

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

So that's what they meant with mature cheese.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

In Amsterdam, there's definitely a few people that will take that as an order.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

Mmmmmm, dick cheese

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Grammatically speaking, is that a statement or an order?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech 2 points 2 days ago

Depends on what the past participle is

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Do I pay the 12.99€ per piece? .... or are you offering 12.99€ per piece?

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Are they hiring new cheese makers for this cheese? I'd be interested.

Okay, if you insist.

[–] zout@fedia.io 0 points 2 days ago

Trust me, nothing ruins the cheese more than cumin.