more like “i bought a vacuum cleaner company; i invented the vacuum cleaner”
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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When tested in the real world, his device doesn't work as well and kills people because he refused to put a cover over the wiring because he wanted it to look 'cool'.
And it'll catch fire if you vacuum carpet with it.
You're telling me an invention by Great Elon isn't working well in real life? Oh, what a filthy pedophile you are!
It's hard to imagine someone sucking more than Musk.
Not for me. Trump is right there most of the time
I'm pretty sure Musk has been sucking Trump
Can confirm from my username that this is false.
Isn't this phenomenon called 'trybersuck'?
10/10 comment 30/10 username.
More like we are all living in a vacuum, and Elon sucks
I can't see an advisor telling him anything else, other than "yes" or "my man".