Games

I came when I heard you'd beat the ELITE FOUR.

"For I am just an old man, plus me balls are saggy" - Borjoyzee, Giants: Citizen Kabuto

Hello… - undead wheezing style (WoW)

I don’t have time to play with myself - Duke Nukem

Wololo - Age of Empires

I'm surprised this isn't one of the top comments. I don't even play or have interest RTS games, only ever watched friends play it as a kid and it's still stuck in my head to this day.

"You must gather your party before venturing forth." - Baldur's Gate 2

"I like sword, it's a personal weapon" Shadow Warrior

"My vision is augmented."

Do you like hurting other people?

"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.

Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation

Hier ist das Bier billig.

The beer is cheap here. Most landlords in the German version of Baldur's Gate 1 say this.

"Prostagma? Vulome" - Greek villager units in Age of Mythology

"My right arm is bigger than my left arm!" - Tryndamere from League of Legends

"If you wish to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows." -Fallout: New Vegas

"I am a meat automaton animated by neurotransmitters." -Cruelty Squad

"Deploying parachute. Deploying reserve parachute. Skipping parachute." -Satisfactory

Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.

~ Cortana, Halo 2, 2004

This town is full of monsters, how can you sit there and eat pizza?

~ James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2, 2001

The Thing. You come across a guy that's infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says

"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."

And proceeds to blow his own brains out.

Boss move. Much respect.

"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue." And so SO many others from Darkest Dungeon. "Commander" from the newer X-Com games ... tha dark, rapsy voice

"Smother him in the crib..."

Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.

From your friendly robot, HK-47.

KILLING SPREE!

RAMPAGE!

DOUBLE KILL!

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: "Don't have time to play with myself."

Zug zug

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"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!

WOLOLO

"I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"

Don’t look, now! I’m not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

A woman's place is in the garage, fixing cars!

Oh. It's you.

You will pay for this in time.

War... War never changes.

"Ahhh, fresh meat"

Diablo 1

Time is money friend.

”Get low” - Days Gone

"You must gather your party before venturing forth!"

I still use Left 4 Dead’s “pills here!” any time I’m dealing with medication. It’s an involuntary reflex at this point.

Also not really a line but the intonation of Chadley calling out “Cloud!” when he starts a conversation is seared into my psyche. Kind of like a modern version Navi’s “hey!”

"ROCK AND STONE!"

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."

I can't believe this one from Skyrim wasn't in the thread yet.

"Job's done" Warcraft

Yes me lord.

Zug zug

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

"Bomb has been planted"

"WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD! BADLY!

WIZARD SHOT A FOOD!"

Boy!