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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Constantine was great. Tilda was perfect as Gabriel. Stormare was an excellent Satan, obviously still second to Tim Curry in Legend.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 12 points 2 weeks ago

We're all animals m'lady

[–] Zymii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Excellent candidates. I'd also put Tom Waits as Mr. Nick in the conversation, especially as more an Americana folk Satan.

And then also whoever played Satan in that horrifying bit of the claymation Mark Twain movie.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I have nothing but love for anything by Tom Waits. I totally forgot about that horrifying Mysterious Stranger from the Mark Twin movie! What a fucked up thing to show a kid. Lol

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I liked his and Iggy Pop's vignette in Coffee and Cigarettes

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Great movie. Felt like you were at the table the whole time.

[–] SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, let me out!

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I just gotta take a moment to reflect on the glorious cinemetography in that movie and the picture perfect casting. What about Peter Stormare's Lucifer, too?

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

Absolutely loved the casting in this. The movie feels so deliberate and there are so many great moments in it, but that final scene with Lucifer is just perfect.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Perfect casting for everyone except the main character lol

Constantine is a chain smoking, blonde punk rocker from Liverpool.

So... Keanu?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I still enjoyed his performance. I don't really care about the accent or hair color if they're not essential pays off the character.

And if hair color is essential to the story, that's probably not one I'm super interested in.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It would be like making a Superman movie and making him blonde and give him a purple outfit. I'm sure it wouldn't hurt the movie but it's super distracting to fans of the character

Interestingly, the tv Constantine is the most comic book accurate

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 29 points 2 weeks ago
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago
[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Tilda Swinton signed the petition to allow Roman Polanski to come back to the States

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, it is not like he was a child rapist like our president's best friends. Oh, wait!

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Or like our 45th/47th president himself

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, I guess I don't get the joke and what it has to do with this topic? Sorry again, I'm sure it's really obvious, and I'm still just too fucked up about the election results to really joke about it yet

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There's no joke. Polanksy and Eptein abused woman just like the rapist-in-chief.

And yes that's how I am calling him as this is factual. I can't really care about them red hat snowflakes or their feelings.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Her paternal great-grandfather was a Scottish politician and herald, George Swinton, and her maternal great-great-grandfather was the Scottish botanist John Hutton Balfour.[9] The Swintons are an ancient Scots family whose members can trace their lineage to the 9th Century.

There's rich and then there's this

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So did Guillermo del Toro and everyone still acts like he's a good guy

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yup. Lots of other celebrities, too. Full list for anyone interested: https://www.imdb.com/list/ls090808434/

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I wanted to share a higher quality version of this, so I created a new screenshot

[–] Hubi 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you had watched Constantine you'd know that they get "digitally removed" in the final quarter of the movie.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

At least it wasn't like in Dogma, where if you get shot enough, your wings get Swiss-cheesed and then you're human...?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are we just going to start posting facts now? Cool.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

We? No. Just me. I've been given special dispensation.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Such a great movie.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is the second time in two days that Lemmy has reminded me about Constantine.

So yeah I think I’ll be rewatching it too!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's because digital post production became increasingly expensive due to Bog Oil or Big Pharma or something, do your own research

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bog oil is the archenemy of Scotch whiskey