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I found a way to eat cheese and still be vegan (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Emerald@lemmy.world to c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.vg

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It's common knowledge that planting something in the ground will make it grow more of the thing. So I just took some cheese (don't worry... I stole it. I don't buy animal products I'm vegan) and planted it in the ground. Pretty soon I will have a ton of vegan cheese coming up. Wish me luck.

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[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Impossible, you can't grow anything in the ground without domestic animal manure and fish guts.

[–] flughoernchen 8 points 2 weeks ago

Really hope this works out as expected. Please keep us updated!

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Please don't make your cheese go vegan. Vegan diets do not contain sufficient amounts of protein for a healthy cheese

[–] Home@lemmy.vg 1 points 1 week ago

If you forget to water it in the right sequence it will turn into Kraft dinner cheese.