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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

TBH I'd be afraid of them learning anything with headlines telling them to blame Palestine supporters and Minorities.

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[–] GingerWitch@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Pffft!!! If your idea of "learning" is to copy any of the fascist ideas of trump, then yes, they should NOT learn anything. Did Jews after Hitler go fascist...... Oh wait.

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[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

They still address Republicans as their friends and collages. Once that work shift is over, they don't care. They will run someone like Pete and have the same issues next election.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (32 children)

Democrats have to be deft and diplomatic and do the right things all the time that somehow appeal to all the Americans (including Americans on opposite sides like Palestine supporters and Israel supporters) and they lose if they fumble even a little bit.

Unlike the MAGA party of bigots who can't lose no matter how much of dipshits they are.

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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

This is unironically true, unfortunately.

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