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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

This pairs so good with this ( not an onion )

The above has an ad-Blocker block

Here's the Wiki

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Oh I saw that one in my feed and thought that was the onion lol

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

i had to search online to be sure

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That is hilarious. Didn’t they just make a chibi anime girl though?

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Are her boots covered in blood?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

My friend said the same thing when she saw it, but we have since convened that it is infact the "Mud of Christ"

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

as was foretold in the sacred prophecies of Stargate

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 20 points 6 days ago

Horus Guard from Stargate

Horus Guard represent!

[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Buddy Jesus 2.0

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

does it sexually assault children for millennia under the churches auspices, then be ignored, and allowed to continue to exist in nations which were it any other organization, have had it's leaders imprisoned and be banned outright too?

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago

It's a falcon head, not a policy change.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

Sounds like the British Broadcasting Corporation

Not robotic or Falcons, but Dark Crystal is what I immediately thought of from the picture.

[–] ensoniqthehedgehog@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They should just swap their Jesus out for the one from the game The Inquisitor. That would be way cooler, I'd even consider going back to the church.