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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by carlytm@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] splount@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a song I sing whenever I see a Cybertruck. It's sung in a low, gravelly, MANLY voice. The lyrics go like this:

Cybertruck! I'm a douchbag with too much mon-eey. Cyberbruck! I'm a fan-boy making bad decisions! My mon-eey makes me cool. Look at me compensating! etc...etc

Does anyone remember how, back in the early 2000s, some people would take picture of their hand flipping off a Hummer they saw on the street? I'm getting a similar vibe.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago

Keep it up.

[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

How many women own cybertrucks???

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[–] Ashralien@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

aluminum frame, steel skin. they put the horse in the cart and had the fare-payers pull the whole thing lolol

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