this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2024
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[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Bansker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

play the mirror game then see if she mirrors the lean in for the kiss.

if not then turn it into a head bob with the music.

i never did this as a kid, i learned how to seduce my wife.

If you're a guy, and at the first rodeo, are in her parents living room watching tv, and precede #426 by saying... "oh, hey, let's watch Baywatch!"
Then #426 is, is, -um... quite unforgettable.