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[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 221 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I thought it was "Lemmy" and "Reddit"

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Large, little, light, ludicrous...

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Spaceballs the Tampon. Amazing.

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[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 139 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is this, a tampon for ducks?

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Whats the torque spec on these?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?

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[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

For Australian vaginas

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.

She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with "L"

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was "per," like "take on tablet per mouth twice daily."

Once we got a script that read "unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed," and I got a good laugh at that one.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

TIL suppositories don't have just one possible application

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] joel1974@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

Yes, but that's no fun.

Why not "rare" and "legendary"?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For when u got that doom 64 pussy

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

How did you get this photo of my ex?

[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.

Light Flow or Regular Flow

[–] Arrkk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I didn't come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!

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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!!, ofc:-P

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I only half-joke b/c to some people, literally everything indeed MUST be political. Like whether a woman should have the same basic human rights as a man, especially if she chooses not to have kids - and let's say enjoys cats or dogs instead.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only debate more divisive than a political one is the cat vs dog debate.

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[–] eunieisthebus 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's clearly never been with a women. Does he only have one penis? Smh

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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago (6 children)

It's like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.

Don't worry, they both taste the same.

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The trick is to eat the left Twix backwards. It makes it taste just like a right Twix.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago

Its like Twix

You wouldn't get it

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

OP only has one vagina! This can happen if the septum becomes massively deviated. It's correctable by surgery.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Poofing too much cocaine can be a bad thing

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Isn't it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought there was only front and back!!!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Leaded and Regular (unleaded).

You need the Premium tampons if you have a lot of air compression.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without. So when I see these things, I always get slightly scared for whoever has to force such a monster inside. And then I remember.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without.

Where do you live that eating tampons is common?

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