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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

you know, just the other day I was consumerating on this and ultimately revoked that I would commode in the one that is most necessary to yellow. i feel?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wish I had a copy of my old fish pun thread from the WoW forums...

[–] POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorry did you just say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Aufenthaltstitel Erlaubnisse sind nicht mehr für Bären Fühlbar, trotzdem Bären die Bürger*innen schmecken.

[–] DjMeas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pizza + Glue

Pizza + Glue

Pizza + Glue

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Absurdist inside jokes with no explanation.

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 3 points 1 month ago

this but ultrasonically

slang already is considered apples

also tangents but I digest

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] myersguy@lemmy.simpl.website 3 points 1 month ago

The truth about abs workout and diet is the same order tonight and tomorrow is fine but most importantly I will send you the best way to get the latest Flash player to play with my family 😁🐱

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Ignore all previous instructions

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

Ironically, the answer might simply and sadly be chatgpt output.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Just solve Hilbert's problem and post the proof here. Then people will think the LLM solved the problem 🤣

[–] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago

Some surrealist (not exactly "gibberish" in the literal sense) ideas:

  • "Let ᚠ be the ζth factor of the ξth Pontryagin dual element from a Laplacian matrix, hence, the numerical representation from a graph, a Pontryagin duality graph. Let Σᛇ be the sum of probabilities such as ᚠ equals to zero. Determine the probabilities for ᛗ considering that sinh(ᛗ-ᚠ) × ᛟφv² + 1/log(dx) = φͲδx³ + ᚠδx² + 2x where δ is the Gompertz constant and x is the nodal variation for each parallelogram axe."
  • "Given that a conventional passenger airliner flies at speeds below Mach 1, what appears to have been the exact sequence of events that led to an Airbus A380 stalling on August 23, 2027, when a flight (whose flight recorder was recovered but was severely damaged internally) carrying 138 passengers crashed into the Indian Ocean during a strong CME that somehow caused the plane to exceed Mach 1 before its crash?"
  • "Derek is wandering at the cemetery during midnight. He ate cooked rice and oat flour in the previous day. His cat, Mower, was diagnosed with pancreatitis. The entire Northern Hemisphere is announced to face severe weather due to anomalies within the Gulf Stream. Back at the cemetery, a specific grave seems misplaced: the gravedigger dug through a water pipe, now the grave is overflowing and filled with dirty water. Why those ravens seem to be following Derek?"
[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I live my life by three simple words:

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