Can confirm, that after learning rust, my friend automatically converted to femboy with an owner. (Saw their Twitter bio)
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One of my friends came out as trans shortly after telling me they enjoyed Rust.
Can comfirm I played the game rust and became the greatest racist there ever was 🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎
... I realized I'm trans shortly after starting to learn Rust. Are you telling me there's a casual link?
Are you saying dessalines is a hot femboy?
Let's ask him @dessalines@lemmy.ml
Rust: it will take 10 months to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.
Zig: it will take 10 days to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.
You get to pick one cult. Which one is it?
Rust: works
Zig: segmentation fault
So how is Zig different from C or C++, then?
Much nicer than C, much simpler than C++, much less cruft than both.
I'd like to point out, the value add of Rust isn't speed, it's safety in a low-level language. C is also just as fast, it's just that Rust guarantees safety in a wide class of potential catastrophic bugs with little to no runtime overhead, by using the design of the language and compiler.
Rust has cute crab
Zig has scary lizard
I dunno man... having "no macros" as a selling point?
Zig isn't even v1 and without any API stability guarantees.
It finished even faster when it crashes right?
Idk I just wrote a simple cli tool in 2 hours in Rust. Complete with arg validation, actually helpful --help output, and parallelisation.
Never heard of zig before, thanks