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[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Bumblebun 😍

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait gallowboob moved to twitter?

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 month ago (5 children)

And I’m STILL seeing his content after leaving Reddit??

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He is the only person I’ve ever blocked on any social media ever.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OOTL. Who is this and why has he earned your ire?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Popular poster on Reddit who moderates too many communities, steals content and abuses his position for monetary gain.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you’re super cool but I don’t think we’ve moved to the kissy face emoji stage yet.

Maybe cook me dinner and buy a nice bottle of wine first?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're gonna kiss me like a classy broad and tell me I'm pretty!

And I'll cook dinner for anyone. I love cooking.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My favorite meal is blue box Mac and cheese but if it’s not butter you’re not getting any.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I got a Mac and cheese recipe I made that'll knock your socks off. I call it "honey Sriracha beer cheese with macaroni." I use 5-year aged cheddar and parmesan reggiano to make it.

It won't so much knock your socks off as it'll instead seat you comfortably, gently remove your shoes, delicately peel off your socks, and then put your shoes back on your feet for some reason.

[–] greencactus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Okay, this thread escalated quickly

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago (10 children)

nawww, such a beautiful romance sprouting! can I come to your wedding? I'll bring weed!

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[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And pays for Blue, too!

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[–] Tramdan@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

That Bug's Bunny.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Bumble pig seems like the best to me

[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] richard3030@lemmy.one 8 points 1 month ago

Well played Google

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

That's not a bug. It's a feature.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm so startled

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

It's a bunblebee

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The number of people making rabbit puns in this comment section is highly concerning

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

yet expected

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)
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[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Run for your life!

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_SNDCLOUD@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 1 month ago

Why, it is part of a delicious sandwich, of course!

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Pretty sure that's a brown recluse.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] superkret 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lightrush@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Found the GNOME developer.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

bumblebun.

bunblebee.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Looks like a honeybun to me.

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago

The love bug? Missing the number 53 on both sides though.

[–] AceSLS@ani.social 4 points 1 month ago

Looks like a Rabbeet

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