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It's the same color as the rest of the cat, but no legs or nothin'.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your cat is broken, obviously.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Oh shit oh no oh fuck

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So THIS is why cats don't like you petting their belly! They don't want you unlatching their belly hooks...

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Or finding out it exists in a perpetual quantum state

[–] Myr@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is a C T doing a scan

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

The famous Cheshire Cat

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pfft, its just mirrors and magnets!

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was gonna reply but then your username made me fucking laugh so much. That's just great. Can't believe that wasn't taken by someone else.

Wait. Maybe it was and I'm talking to that person. I'd never know. Oh fuck.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah its a wicked shield when I say something stupid and people get to call me a dumbass when I say dumbass things and not look like a dick. thats the great thing about lemmy, if your instance is small enough you can get cooler usernames.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So YOU'RE the guy trump was ranting about! How's Ohio?

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Ohio is very great with my Hatian brothers here. It can be just like home.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I found an image of a cat that had a shaved midsection; I also own a Pixel phone, which has the capability to remove part of an image by circling what or who you don't wanna see.

So I just circled the bald section.

[–] nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now i'm disappointed.. i thought you took a picture with an old digital camera that scanned the picture line-by-line, and the cat somehow managed to jump up midframe, without ending up blurry

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nah but that'd be cool though

[–] Johanno 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How did you get that image? Editing?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Bro my fuckin cat's primordial pouch ran away and you're over here asking about how I could take an image and use the inbuilt features on a google pixel phone to erase the middle section of a picture? Are you kidding me right now man?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The all new in camera 📸🤳 AI focus finder! No matter what you shoot, it will always be in focus! Look at all the details! Isn't it great?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know if you're being serious or not, because the original image isn't mine and was just some "The Vet Shaved My Cat lul" post that I cut the middle of of. But yeah pretty cool.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah just imagine how AI auto focus would mangle our photos in the future.... beautiful wedding and cat Fotos just got that extra finger or additional head or a car right thru the torso. Lol. The future of AI is limitless!

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

omg I just got the joke