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[–] hexadence@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"If your ejaculation is glossy, you might be ill."

"Here it is. How am I?"

"You're well. Cum matte."

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

"I jizzed in the drinking water hole"

"Ugh, don't fancy your well-cum, Matt"

[–] Isa 1 points 1 month ago

Your very funny! 😃 (SCNR)

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

There's a podcast I used to listen to that ends the intro with "and there is no welcome mat" and in one episode they immediately welcomed a guest named Matt.