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this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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And yet here you are, making a shitpost about people and their shit...
It's not what it looks like.
It's what it smells like
If you think that suggestion will arouse me, you're mistaken.
I did not think that, until now...
You don't really give a shit about people taking a shit?
In regards to this shit, I shit you not.
Shit happens.
I make shit happen, with coffee ☕ :-)
But they could be shitting right next to you! Menacingly!
How does one shit menacingly?
Taco Bell is usually involved.
I don't understand why we have segregated bathrooms at all.
Well, womens bathrooms have to be clean with flowers and a nice smell and mens bathrooms have to be outfitted with pissoirs and toilet bowls (optional).
But to be serious, i thinks it's a good idea since they create little safe rooms across public space. Not as safe as other options but safe enough to get a little bit of space.
womens bathrooms have to be clean with flowers and a nice smell
I used to have to clean women's restrooms. I wish this were the case. Occasionally I'd have to scrub blood off the ceiling. I've come to the conclusion they used to hold a fight club in there.
My experience as a janitor while in college, later in life as a youth sports fields director, corroborated by friends who work for state parks; men's bathrooms more vandalism/breakage, women's bathrooms more bodily secretions on floor, walls and ceilings.
We really shouldn't be talking about women's secretions, it'll get the post reported.
Only a problem if you feed them to your cat
Oh how the turns have tabled, now we feed women to pets?
It's not nice to kink shame. 😜
Blood on the ceiling is a sign someone was shooting up in the bathroom.
Probably bc of bears, or sth i dunno.
Well I'm not: Get adequate fiber and hydration everybody! Stay regular.
I'm sorry it troubles your mind so much that you had to make a post about it.