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omg they made lemmy political

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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They are trying to ban the most and the seventh most purchased games?

There are more people who bought these games combined than there are people in the USA

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It's cute you think they give a shit.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

So Celeste and Fallout New Vegas?

[–] odium@programming.dev 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No one will be able to do C-sides anymore after they ban E and T.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

And sadly no patrolling the post-fallout Mojave while engaging in cool dialogue :c

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And Minecraft and Terraria

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Would terraria be banned because of the gender change potion being "trans propaganda"

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Stellaris playing a Xenophile Fanatical Spiritualist race.

Or that Disney movie where the two boys hugged at the end, that was enough in Florida to cause issues. Strange World I believe was the movie.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 2 months ago

Thank god I only play wholesome games like Leisure Suit Larry

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"You are hereby being summarily executed for one or more of the following offences:

Playing a game that

  • Contains one or more characters that fail to explicitly decry wokeism and transgenderism at least four times per hour.

  • Contains one or more characters that do not declare unending loyalty to Our Absolute Sacrosanct Sovereign Trump.

Signed, Department of Piousness, making America GREAT again, one raid at a time"

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
  • Contains at least one minority character who is not there only comic relief, the first to die, or a "bad guy"

  • Contains at least one female who is more than a love interest or is dressed in a way deemed inappropriate

  • A World War 2 period game which displays the German army in a negative light

  • In which the United States Police Force or any branch of the Unites States Military is not portrayed in a positive, heroic light

  • Portray the Unites State government as having any form of corruption or not working in the interest of our great nation's interests.

  • Contains an enemy who is not foreign from one of the approved nations or races, acting against the interests of the United States.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The crossing referres to the cross dressing ofc

[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This POV implies you are part of the boys in blue

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Or the neighbor across the street that's brave enough to record everything

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If that shit rolls up on your door, they are there to execute you. Full stop. I'll go out wearing my boots, thank you much.

"No you won't tough guy!"

Yeah. Not going out like Daniel Chaver, pants down, begging and pleading for my fucking life. I'd be shaking like a leaf, scared shitless, but the cops have already made the decision for me.

In unrelated news, if you can't handle your rifle or pistol absolutely vibrating, keep practicing. That's kind of an essential thing to master.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, but I've ordered the biggest vibrating buttplug I could find for the next time I go to the range

[–] Archelon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rocking up to the range in knee-high stockings and cat-ear-muffs looking to hit some center mass targets babyyyyy

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Id die before they take away my katamari fix.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If these dudes show up at your door, you'd die, end of sentence.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thats why my home is booby trapped home alone style. I dont have to kill, just embarrass..

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Better not download the wrong mod