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Don't play with your food

The only women who appreciate being confronted with the consequences of their animal consumption are vegans, and vegans hate ranchers.

Ka-ching.

Eat them.

Ka-ching.

Eat them when they're raw.

Ka-ching.

We always ate them.

Ka-ching.

Juicy.

Ka-ching.

Give me the knife.

I just traumatized 15 mothers why won't she date me is a hell of a take

And when he kills them for profit, you can play with their organs, making puppets out of Every. Single. One.

She probably dumped him for a reason. I doubt the calves are going to make up for his misogyny and liberal use of the hard r.