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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Chicken head in my ass - Project Pat

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Your love in my ass.

[–] nawordar@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Everything Turns Blue In My Ass

[–] DaneGerous@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The mountain...

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Better off without you in my ass

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

somwhere I belong .... in my ass

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 4 points 2 months ago

Frühling in Paris (Spring in Paris) in my ass.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Apocalypsis Noctis in my ass

Considering I'm writing this while sitting on toilet after eating extra spicy Korean soup... It weirdly fits

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

Mysteries and Mayhem (in my ass)

probably TMIWhich is not too far from reality. My spouse brought home Domino's for cheap dinner and my gut predictably revolted. Tasty though.

a hungry dog in the streets in my ass

[–] DevilOfDoom@lemmy.one 4 points 2 months ago

Fishing for fishies in my ass.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Beneath the Mask in my ass

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Le Risque in my ass

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Pumped up kicks in my ass

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

Needles in my ass

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Share your love with me in my ass

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Act II: Can't go back in my ass.

[–] yu_cosmic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

20 min in my ass

Lil Uzi - 20 min

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Thoughts & Prayers in my ass

[–] owsei@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

I know him so well in my ass.

LMAO

[–] exanime@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Feel it still... In my ass

By Portugal The Man

[–] B312@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Under Cover of Night in my ass

[–] wololo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Drint@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Psycho Crazy

[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Peaches in regalia in my ass

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Karl Marx in my ass

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Scishow tangents theme song in my ass

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Between two points in my ass

[–] bund@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

samba novõ in my ass

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Flowers never bend in my ass

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] RouxBru@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Lifeless lemonade in my ass

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Ring of fire ...

[–] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Taylor Swift - Blank Space In My Ass.

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The Hammer and the Anvil in my ass

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] zurchpet@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl

[–] cows_are_underrated 3 points 2 months ago

Diabarha feat Awakesy! - Be my Valentine in my Ass

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