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[–] thundermoose@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

god damn you beat me to it

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 50 points 2 months ago
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I work salesforce adjacent, the desire to scream FIGMA NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS every time I get one of these mails, or have to not laugh when they mention it in meetings is too much

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's almost as bad as Twitter creating the verb "tweet"... with the obvious past tense...

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 5 points 2 months ago

Look upon what thou has twat and ponder it.

[–] _edge@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Figma - Ligma - Ligma balls!!!! GOTTEMM

[–] ethd@beehaw.org 6 points 2 months ago

Figma balls

[–] passepartout 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Kinda sad that Adobe bought them and will probably kill the product in an EEE scheme or merge it into Adobe XD.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

there's a really good OSS app that looks comparable... I can't remember the name though. Too bad if it's not hosted for thousands a month that companies don't see value in it.

[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

figma balls

[–] jlow@beehaw.org 11 points 2 months ago
[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who the fuck is Steve Jobs

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago
[–] JustAnOrdinaryCreep@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

In German it phonetically translates to "Fick ma", where "Fick" means "fuck".

Just as awkward for Germans as "wix.com", because "Wichs" means "beat your meat".