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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
I'll walk, thanks.
As a non-American, I only recognize Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan in this picture. I would pick seat 7. The person in front of me looks innocent, and behind me is a woman, so she probably isn’t too tall and won't kick my chair. She might even allow me to recline my seat. I don't know much about Hulk Hogan, but he seems like a cool dude, and I like his mustache. Tell me, did I choose wisely?
Can I get the seat on the wing?
ill take the wing, or risk the cold in the landing gear chamber
10 so I don't have to smell Donnie's dirty diaper
It's the best smelling shit you, or anyone, will have ever smelled, I guarantee it. It's the best, ask anyone.
I turn around and take the next flight
Fuck it, I'll walk at this point.
10 For Sure!
Both of these assholes think they deserve respect.
It would be so much fun to needle them.
4: I can egg him on all flight and seed some new conspiracies. Maybe even record everything and send it to the lawyer handling the sandyhook case.
I feel like Hogan and Mitch would talk to eachother. As long as I don't engage I'll be fine. Just put in my noise cancelling earbuds, queue up a couple hardcore histories, take 2 benadryl and wake up wherever we're going.
9, because then I get to kick a pedophile in the head for 8 hours straight. 100% worth the arm rest neighbors.
9 for the lawls, 5 for a nap.
Maybe 4 so I don't risk JD mistaking me for cushions while I'm passing by for the bathroom.
Which way are the seats facing? I figured down (Boebert sees the back of Thomas's head), since it's like you're looking at their faces as you're boarding. Some others figured top==front though (Thomas sees Boebert give you a handy)
Thanks, I think I'll walk.
I'd take seat 7, dude. Then distract Terry with questions about pythons, jack.
#4. At least you could get Alex talking about lizard people and stuff.
4 because I'd love to see what that dude was like in an untelevised conversation.
I'd go with 9 to shred any remaining will to live left in me.
5 is relatively safe, since I'm not a sofa. I can handle awkward silence.
3 could probably be a good time. He's a dick, sure, but he's probably not as annoying as any of the others.
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I get to kick trumps seat and put shit in his hair all flight long. I'm not worried about Nick id just kick his ass.
If I'm gonna get to tell people about this story, I'm not gonna settle for the 2nd best reason that your flight complaint doesn't register on the scale I've dealt with. I'm going for the best. It can literally only go up from here.
5 does not have any open seat. Would likely go with 3 I'll make a deal with Satan to erase all this people in the plane, for my unborn child.
The actual devil would probably be a pretty interesting flight neighbor. Fun fact, I'd talked to Hulk Hogan in person more than once in random places, he actually talks "like that" all the time. He called me "brother", was weird as fuck.