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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
This is absolutely a "I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with ME" situation.
if I HAVE to, 3. we'd get along, he's not the bad guy. 2 if I were allowed to strike each time he opened his mouth.
Fuck it... I'll walk
4 Alex would be the most entertaining of the bunch.
I can ask him about this gay frogs and Sandy Hook
Either 2 or 4. Buy a couple drinks, set my phone to record, and just agree with everything they say... See how far you can get them to go
10, and I would pay to do it.
Give me some one on one time with Linsey I think I can talk him out of the closet.
I would willingly sit next to Alex Jones. That guy is hilarious.
I legit think he's super entertaining, just as long as you understand that everything he says is a lie.
8
Chat with Satan, argue with Botox Matt, kick Mitch McConnell's seat all flight.
#3 Because I know what a horny devil Satan is. Mile High club bitches!
But you're in the fart zone.
The whole bus looks like it'd be pretty smelly, to be fair. But sandwiched between Trump and Alex Jones...
If my plane ticket says 9 you know damn well I'm bringing condoms.
I'll pick another flight.
Jump out of the plane mid-flight
I mean I bet the devil would be super interesting. Great conversationalist, too. Almost...seductive.
Wherever the emergency exit door is, so I can ~~jump out immediately.~~ open it and throw all of them out.
10, I can watch the show in front while the guy next to me turtle crawls to the grave
And if I get bored as a constituent I have words for Vance and I’m not afraid to speak across an aisle to inform him what I think
Just strap me to the wing.
I don't know who the guy next to me is but 10. I'll be at the aisle, facing it at a 15° angle, I also pee a lot, and the old dude will probably nap soundly for most of the flight anyway
This is why I don't fly.
Oh the devil for sure! He’s the only one there who got a bad rap.
Pilot seat cause I'm gunna crash the plane
Going 9. Robert and Green bickering would be fun to stoke. Plus I kinda think I could get along with Robert for the duration by annoying Ghram. I will also be leaning all the way back and throwing my trash behind me where it belongs
It's so freaking hard to choose because I want all of those seats.
It's not a matter of not wanting to sit next to them it's that I want to make all of their trips as horrible as possible.
I think if I had to though, I'd take 10 if it was the middle seat. I'd spend the entire trip punching them in the groin.
5 because JD Vance is DEFINITELY a closeted bottom, and as much as he sucks, he's pretty hot ngl
Next to Hogan I'll at least get to hear his absurd lies and he can tell me stories about wrestling, though the stories won't be accurate.
I'm between Green and Boebert, I might get a handjob but I'll get a brain aneurysm... Tough choices
3 or 4. Guaranteed interesting conversations from both. Granted, I love hearing people talk about unhinged conspiracy theories. The crazier the better.