Cloud tech seller sells cloud
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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Translation: "We're going to make the suite for building, testing, and deploying so obnoxiously difficult to integrate with your work environment that in two years nobody in your DevOps team will be able to get anything to a release state."
Me, fiddling with a config file for a legacy Perl script that's been holding up the ass-end of the business since 1996: "Uh, yeah that's great."
All the manufacturers of mechanical keyboards just cried 🥺
I wonder how they think that's possible, the attempts I've made at having an "AI" produce working code have failed spectacularly.
It will be interesting to find out if these words will come back and haunt them.
- “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers”.
- “640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
Nonsense. But then CEOs rarely know what the hell they’re talking about.
Can I join anyone's band of AI server farm raiders 24 months from now? Anyone forming a group? I will bring my meat bicycle.
Guys selling something claim it will make you taller and thinner, your dick bigger, your mother in law stop calling, and work as advertised.