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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 119 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (18 children)

reason: Admitting to being a troll: "I'm an agent of chaos."

Absolutely the limpest reason to temp ban someone from a shitposting community. From the context it was obviously an offhanded joke, not an actual admission of someone trying to disrupt the community.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

What they said was "I'm a shitlord", and they did attack people in the comments who disagreed with them in an exceptionally trollish way.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)
  1. Then the mods should be honest about why he's being banned in the modlog.
  2. Him (charitably) being an overzealous meanie in defense of an honest brand of feminism does not make him a shitlord.
  3. Sometimes people need to be dunked on for both their own good and the good of the community, obviously myself included. A perfectly appropriate venue for some gentle dunking is a shitposting community.

It's a shame that the thread got locked. It was getting heated, but IMO that's a good sign that what you're talking about actually needs to be debated.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Him being an overzealous meanie in defense of ~~an honest brand of feminism~~ assuming anyone who says men should be treated better is expecting complete deference from women does not make him a shitlord.

Perhaps not, but saying the words "I am a shitlord" does.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

That's pretty funny actually.

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

From the context it was obviously an offhanded joke,

Ah so that's the thread in question. Was wondering what post it was and honestly, I suspected that one of being rage bait.

The original image seemed like it was missing context so I figured OP was gonna come swinging in later against any comments saying it was extreme with the additional context.

And yes, out of context I thought it was a bit extreme. I don't necessarily agree with what the first person in the image said although that's a complex topic that deserves a much lengthier discussion, but just randomly having someone tell them that they're a creep who deserves to be tased is fairly extreme without any additional context. Keep in mind, I have no idea who the individual is or what they've done.

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[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 44 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Mods be going hard lately. It's not really good. You have mods in .ml that will ban you for not liking your opinion. You have mods that will ban you if you call out an obvious troll/bot and tell you to let them know and they'll take care of it, BUT they ban you for reporting a troll/bot.

They need to make it where we can see what mod is removing comments and banning people. Right now you can see what actions were taken but you have no idea who did it. It's pretty clear there are some bad actors out there and they're really making this platform less appealing by the day. When you let trolls run wild and ban the humans because they're calling out bullshit....... you have a problem.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I got permabanned from Unpopular Opinions, which I think deserves an award of some kind

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 months ago (10 children)

It's the reason I left Reddit. The career mods who decide they're important.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

It's inevitable. Power corrupts.

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was wondering where that post went, shame on the mods.

How am I supposed to furiously mastrubate to dramatic comments now? This is basically kink shaming.

/s means sarcasm right? Should this be sarcasm? Or was the sarcasm the friends we made along the way?

[–] roboto 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 months ago

I'm happy and having lots of sex /s

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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I have no idea about any of the context but this comment was a delight to read

[–] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Weird looking hydration bladder but I'd drink from it.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I suspect I'll regret asking, but what is this?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude! Wtf?! They just asked a question. Jesus Christ, why so mean?

[–] roboto 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some people can’t help it they have to jump at you for asking a question

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if you two are serious or not, and that just makes this even better.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Surely we can't be serious?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

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[–] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The enema/douche bag at your service.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Hey kings, queens, and inbetweens, don't you ever, and I mean EVER, shitpost in my Christian shitposting community

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think the main reason they should be banned is because their posts are mid

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[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I agree with the mods here, that person sounds like a toxic sexist pos

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Free Track Shovel! We all do a lil trolling

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 months ago

In Internet culture, shitposting or trashposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality".

Imagine not being allowed to do any trolling in a shitposting community.

Tap for subtletyThere are obviously types of trolling that intentionally disrupt the entire community, but this was nowhere near that.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lemmy clients need to make it easier to find the mod logs for communities and specific mods.

[–] roboto 13 points 3 months ago

Yeah idk people kinda get mad when you shitpost in !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What's going on exactly, a user is a agent of chaos but (shrugs)

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm an agent of shit. I'm the shitnami that'll wash away your little shithuts from the shitbeach.

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my shit class in the Shitting Acadamey, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Public Toliets, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in sewage warfare and I’m the top shitter in the entire US Sewage System. You are nothing to me but just another target.

I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shit in over seven ways, and that’s just with my bare butt with my hands and feet planted.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shitting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Sewage Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable shit stain off the face of the side of the toilet.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re a dead man walking, and I’m the one holding the trigger. You can’t hide, you can’t run, and you can’t escape. I’ll find you, and I’ll make you wish you were never born. You’re a pathetic little worm, and I’m part of the Sewage Aligators, and I’ll crush you like the insignificant insect you are.

You’re Fucking Dead, Kiddo

Hard /s

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[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

A shit leopard can't change its spots

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To be fair it was getting pretty toxic... But then again I'm ok with that.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] SGG@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

While shit is a renewable resource, only so much shit can exist at any one time.

Shitpost mods need to walk a fine line of laxitives, costives, gas station sushi, big mac meals, and dilators. Sometimes they get it wrong.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Some sort of shitpostception, gears within gears, and at the center of it all, somehow, Palpatine has returned.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

From Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content. to Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content*.

*: limitation may apply

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