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Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago

Replaces the older .com format, also compatible with the .bat and .lnk wrappers too.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Uh... calling .exe cross platform is a choice.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, .exes run on at least two major operating systems!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Provided you've managed to configure your AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS in such a way that you have enough base memory available to run it.

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m sorry what?

[–] autokludge@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

For those not in the loop: https://programming.dev/post/10307658

I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS