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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This sign certainly came to exist after some Karen was late and complained that the bus didn't wait for her to arrive.

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I picked up a package from the post office. They had a sign saying "ring the bell once for service, two or more for a weather report". I image this has a similar back story.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don’t get it. Is this a play on whether they report to you or not?

I might have said “two or more to speak with our complaint department.”

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Customers only get service if they ring the bell once. If Karen comes and rings the bell ten times, Karen won't get the service she wants. Instead she'll get an inane conversation about the weather

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if people expect the bus to be late, they’ll get flabbergasted when it arrives on time for once

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I grew up in a smallish town where the bus was ALWAYS 2-3 minutes late.

Unless you were counting on it, in which case it would miraculously be on time for the first time in months if not years 😄

[–] Incandemon@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

And then promptly leave early because it waits and 'corrects' time at a different random stop in the middle of no where? That happens a lot here.

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I work in retail.

I guarantee this is 100% necessary and also 100% ineffective.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I grew up watching PBS; Sesame Street, Mr Rogers, The Electric Company, 321 Contact, that weird math show with the math cops... all the classroom ASSET programming, and so on.

I lived in the back-country so I assumed that everyone was into learning and being smart and understanding how everything works. I thought "Wow the future will be grand if so many people my age grew up watching the same things and wanting to learn and read and think!"

Holy shit, the last several decades have been a massive disappointment. Like, crippling depression disappointment.

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah, I feel you. I'm in the same boat.

Hey, you remember that PBS math show—can't remember the name—where a group of kids go into cyberspace and have to do math shit to defeat this villain dude? Best fucking shit ever. Lol.

 


Edit: Figured it out! It's Cyberchase! Like I said: best. shit. ever.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think Square One was what the user above was referencing, but it's certainly what I was thinking of! I loved that show, I grew up in isolation basically so I had no idea it was considered weird to love math and had an affinity for math, but Square One and other PBS shows were the closest thing I had to any kind of formal education.

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I was thinking of Cyberchase. Haha.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mathnet "To cogitate and to solve"

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Nope. I was thinking of Cyberchase. Lol.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I got passed by a bus multiple times, called and complained but they said he probably didn't see me,

I waved a torch and stepped into the road to force him to stop, he then let me on but proceeded to yell at me that i shouldn't take the bus because he didn't want to stop at my stop, despite it being on his schedule

So yeah i guess not being at the stop leads to you missing the bus, but being at the stop doesn't necessarily help