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[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago
[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Ejaculation is supposed to refer to written statements, though. As in, Watson ejaculated over Sherlock Holmes. (He literally did, the word is used all over the books).

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

It's a whole different vibe when you imagine it's Watson as played by Lucy Liu.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think God only minds when it's not used at all and falls on the ground. Just ask Onan.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God super hates it when cum touches mustaches.

What else are you supposed to use to get that curl in them then?

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

After googling around for a bit, and then switching to duckduckgo instead (Google becomes aggressively unhelpful as soon as you have words like "ejaculated" in your query. Duckduckgo does the same thing, just not quite so much.), it seems the book in question might be "The tenant of Wildfell Hall" by Emily Brontë.

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

By my analysis this meme required a set-up followed by a single complete line from a book.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's also in the The Cask of Amontillado. Great word, ejaculate.

With how doopid i am sometimes i feel like i also only ejaculate nonsense (into the genepool)