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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Gsus4@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 8 points 3 months ago

eww. I can spit on it if you want the saliva.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh, missed Rize in the title. Basically my ancestral homeland occupied by Turks.

I don't have stats on how many times his hand was refused that kiss in which area, but I'm proud preventively.

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