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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months (www.theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago

This one never gets old.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

My wife and dog are permanently camped out under our Kotatsu table+blanket.

[–] Walop@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

That is why The Comfy was invented