this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That looks like a soulless corporate HQ

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It looks like I need to send my engineer into it for a science based objective. Bro actually lives there.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] MyDogLovesMe@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

You’re not wrong

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm gonna be honest, I love that design. That comparison just makes it better, those games had a big part in my childhood.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like it as a building, but not as a home. I’d absolutely launch my mech suit from there but I wouldn’t necessarily want to curl up in my pajamas with my dog there

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah this is a fantastic building for the robotics complex at a university.

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

Justin Bieber confirmed Command and Conquer nerd.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's the lab you need to use to research nuclear weapons.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Requires 750 minerals 1000 energy and three industrial age buildings

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Game is Command & Conquer Red Alert 2

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

And it came out in 2000 NOT 1999 🙄🙄🙄

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Proof that you can have money and not be classy

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, the majority of people with lots of money that live in my city have the least classy houses. It's either some soulless concrete corpo block or some gaudy thing with roman pillars in front of the entrance. That's the shit they don't show you on GQ lol

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

My parents live on a street where all the local footballers/celebs like to live. Without exception, they buy these beautiful ~£1,000,000 old houses, demolish them and replace with some nasty gaudy affront to architecture that absolutely screams new money. Almost all have those pillars...

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 6 months ago

New construction option... available

[–] SecretPancake@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

I was thinking Sim City 2000