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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

sick of housework, garden and working on furniture, I'm taking the day off and going into brunnie ๐Ÿ™‚

no beach today, will do tomorrow ๐Ÿ™‚๐ŸŒž

will read a book on the train

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Mrs B wanted a massage so she booked herself in for one and called it a mothers day present. No worries, happy to foot the bill for that. But still leaves us needing something to unwrap on the day, Any shame in giving her a new ryobi blower? She was adamantly against getting one in the first place but grew to use it almost more than i did by the end. And we deffo need another battery cause the 2 recovered isnt enough to mow/whippersnip the whole yard.

For context she is a practical person. I've been told if I buy flowers again shes divorcing me. She likes stuff she can use.

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you get a voucher for another massage? I love practical as much as the next mum, but replacing stolen goods and calling it a gift is a stretch too far for me.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Massage is already done and paid for. I'm not gonna get her ANOTHER massage. Its gotta be something she can unwrap. And this seems a bit better than her idea of a new phone case.

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

If she suggested the phone case, that's what I'd go for. It's hers, not everyone's.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Idk maybe swanky spa-style bath products

Or a new robe

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If that's what she would like then go for it.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I feel like she'd like it more for me not wasting money and the join account not having to wear the blower yeah.

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Get both and say the flowers are for you.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

she'd still get upset. She says flowers are a waste cause all you can do is look at them. I havnt pointed out that arguably books are the same.

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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I managed to drift in and out of sleep til a phone call from my mum at 12 "your aunt wants to watch the ABC again, what channel is it??!"

After which I ate lunch and then pretty much slept non stop until 7:15 this morning. ๐Ÿ˜ด I so bloody needed it. Not feeling too hot about going to work today because this week will require my full concentration, but I guess I gotta pay my rent... Firstly, though, this electrician dude needs to finish up. Landlord has got him to come and replace the switchboard I think. Luckily I've had my shower and boiled my water. ... tempting to slide back under the covers in my work clothes... ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

managed to drift in and out of sleep til a phone call from my mum at 12 โ€œyour aunt wants to watch the ABC again, what channel is it??!โ€

"its 12am. Piss off" Woulda been my answer.

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

That would've been appropriate except she called at 12 noon lol. I have been that tired

Monday grumble grumble Need coffee...

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Home ownership + insomnia = sanding stairs at 4am ๐Ÿ˜น

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If the weather clears up a bit, then the early early morning of Wed & Thur you can see the Eta Aquarid meteor shower, if that's your jam. Apparently those mornings when the moon has set is when the shower will be at it's peak.

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Some dude on the other place mentioned, on a thread about uniquely Australian things, that Musk Sticks were made from Musk Deer glands.

Maybe we were able to import the musk essence via the British Empire in the early 1900s, when musk sticks are first mentioned. But I doubt we were importing full on musk deer glands.

I've tried to do some research, but the first mention of musk sticks in Australia was 1927, and referenced that musk sticks had been around for 25 years at that point. Could we have imported musk essence circa 1902? Or would it be more reasonable to assume we used the Australian muskwood, or synthetic musk?

Open to other references/sources here!

Musk deer glands would have been MEGA expensive even then - I very much doubt that the real thing was used in confectionery. Fancy mega expensive perfume etc. yes, but sweeties???

Although, there is a mosque in central Asia somewhere where they mixed real musk deer glands with the mortar. This was back in the 16th century or so, and on hot days you can still smell the musk in the mortar apparently. Conspicuous consumption has been around forever.

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

It's 3 minutes past 2 o'clock, leave the platform Watergardens!

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

some hot chips would be nice for lunch chef ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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