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[–] sarsaparilyptus@midwest.social 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

J.H. Kellogg also claimed to be a straight man who wasn't interested in consummating his marriage and felt no need for sex, and that the industrial-strength pressure washer enemas that blasted his prostate with gallons of water every single day were for medicinal purposes.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't he also invent corn flakes to somehow stop people from masturbating?

[–] Daqu@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Masturbating with corn flakes is not easy

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Victorian mentality of “I saw alcohol kill bacteria under the microscope so I’m prescribing vodka to everyone.” Good that everyone is sane in this century and no public figures make deductions like these anymore.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forgot about anti-vaxxers

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

First of all, obvious sarcasm.

Second, the reference is Trump's sanitizer idea or this comic.

[–] teft@startrek.website 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Within 2 centuries? How fast do they think evolution works?

[–] phatskat@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well he was a seventh day Adventist who though cumming made Jesus cry and shot yogurt up his ass and commented that “someday black people could learn from whites how to be close approximations of people”, I don’t think science was his strong suit

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, if you believe that Earth is 4000 years old, you can’t really appretiate the time scale required for evolution...

However, bat ears and more sophisticated speech organs would be a cool way to speed up interpersonal communication, which was still going strong back then.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey now! 6000 years old, don't exaggerate

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Sorry. I mistook 4000 years ago/BCE.