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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)
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[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t you fucking tempt me

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To quote the article,

just do it—do it right now.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok fine. Wait I don't have a PS5 and now I don't have a job. Dang it.

[–] UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can come use mine and I'll use you as inspiration to quit.

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can come use mine and I’ll use you

🤔

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Please don't tempt me, I am barely holding on.

[–] IrrelevantBoB@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Amateurs.... I have been doing this for more than a decade. Thank you Satoshi

[–] amphetaminisiert@feddit.nl 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now 🙃😂

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

As someone who is currently neglecting their offline life again becausenof that game (Classic Hardcore goes brrr) - be glad that you didn't :D