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Yes, the pickup truck that is shaped like a low-effort Pinewood Derby car will definitely be safer for pedestrians, that totally scans. /s

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

It's actually peak pinewood Derby design, you just need to carve the block into a cybertruck backwards so that the "bed" is over the front wheels.

[–] O_R_I_O_N@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

What of it hits a pedestrian? How can that Be sAFeR?!

I thought they were exaggerating the panels not coming together smoothly around the edges of the vehicle but was at a used car dealership yesterday and they had one as the dealerships advertising I guess (letters down the side) and I walked up to it an man was it bad. Like if I put my pinky on the hood the side panel over the wheel would be flush with the top of my pinky on one side, and the panel on the other side was opposite. The build quality just seemed terrible for the panels. The hub cap covers or w.e they are called you can also put a finger between, but they may call that on purpose because it seemed consistently unflattering.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

It's not bad engineering, it's a feature!

/s

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what happens when it hits a pedestrian or cyclist.

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

large insurance settlement for death and dismemberment intensifies

[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

You spelled raided house and civil forfeiture for the uppity family that dared to sue wrong.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where was he driving at 75 mph, because that didn't look like an interstate highway?

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Welcome to Texas, where speeding and open-carry are fine but cussing is strictly prohibited :D

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

There are tons of 2 lane roads that parallel the interstate in Wyoming where the limit is 65.

And when it’s windy they close the interstate and increase the limit on the side roads in places.

When you have that far to drive between places and it’s largely in a straight line, it makes sense to go pretty fast.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 2 days ago
[–] loomy@lemy.lol 5 points 2 days ago