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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] vrkr@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Something like that happened to me yesterday. I reviewed one PR, then some Important Guy came in and said:

  • it is nice you reviewed my work, but we need to push this to production right now.
  • just fix these things, I described you how. Just copy/paste these snippets
  • these are cosmetics, I don't care
  • "cosmetics", huh? Your shit may just crash
  • gfy and push this to production right now
  • well, ok

Of course, lack of these "cosmetics" caused crash in production. It's my fault of course.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

My old boss (at a sturtup with some ten ppl) loved to do this. When you’re done with your work, merge to master. Boss-man would then revert the commits if he didn’t like the result. Since the branches all were merged, no-one knew what was actually in prod. Fun times.

[–] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What in the shit is "xtreme programming"?

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's when you write everything in l33t WITH CAPSLOCK ON.

[–] e8d79@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

I guess that makes COBOL the most Xtreme programming language.

[–] rainynight65@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

I'm having a hard time figuring out whether this guy is a fucking moron or a fucking idiot.

[–] gatelike@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

this made my heart rate go up a little bit in a way that doesn't feel good

[–] will_a113@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having a hard time determining whether this is sarcasm or not. Then I see the phrase "JavaScript Engineer" and become doubly confused.

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the latter makes clear that this is a joke account, doesn’t it?

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Node: "Am I a joke to you?"

[–] pec@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop transfering people from sales to engineering!

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But Elon's annoying!

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Test it? Meh. Just ship it.