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[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If you don't trust me to the point where you're going to point 2 security cameras at me while I checkout, and this is your idea of "more efficient", then I can grocery shop somewhere else.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (5 children)

8 hous at $15 an hour is $120

Two security cameras. At most $2000

Assuming the register is basically the same price

Do you want to pay a person to stand and scan groceries for 2 weeks for $1200?

Or do you want to spend $1200 on cameras that will last years?

30k+ a year vs. $1200 once

People could steal 29k worth of stuff, and the company would still makes the same profit.

The cameras are basically security theater anyways. No one is ever going to watch the footage unless needed.

The efficiency is definitely there

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[–] 0xSim@lemdro.id 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (12 children)

At my usual supermarket, you can take a scanner thingy and scan your items as you put them in your cart. Once you're at the lane, you put back the scanner in place, pay for your stuff, and it's done.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I love it when a cashier checkout is available because everyone is doing the self-checkout and I can get my stuff bagged properly (I’m terrible at bagging up). I’ll even chat with them as they’re in the middle of the most boring shift imaginable.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

Workers bagging your stuff at a store is so incredibly weird to me. In Sweden you have to bag your own stuff and afaik it has always been like that.

as a former cashier, fuck talking to people, the mind's enough

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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Self checkout (at least in my experience) is now just become "regular checkout" with extra steps.

Each time I scan an item it refuses to scan, so I need to wait for an associate to approach me.

[–] peppers_ghost@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This hasn't happened to me in years.

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[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I experienced this 15 years ago. I have not experienced this in the last 5.

Except home Depot, fuck home depot

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[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 6 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Any mistake during self-checkout and my local supermarkets will consider it shoplifting and pursue it all the way to court if needed. I'm not running that risk.

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[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not only do I not work here, I wish to spend as little time here as possible.

So I’ll hand the scanning and bagging task to someone who has been doing it every day for years and can get that done quickly, in the lane where they provide enough table space to actually work, two people to do the two jobs of scanning and bagging… and all that without the extra steps of weighing every individual item, stopping for assistance if you look at it funny, and stopping to upsell you on the fucking loyalty program.

Grocery pickup > normal checkout > self checkout.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

They aren't nearly as motivated to go as fast as I am, and they can only bag one person at a time and have lines, while usually there are 4-6 machines wide open for me to jump onto immediately.

I fucking hate going to the grocery store though.

EDIT: also lonely old people will stop and chit chat sometimes slowing shit even more.

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[–] Feddinat0r 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It really depends. I do it in one shop because its more convinient. I have to put the stuff only one time in my hands.

  1. get the scanner on entry of the shop.
  2. scan item at shelf and put it in your bags
  3. repeat 2
  4. scan exit
  5. pay
  6. put bags from shopping cart into car.
[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a dream self-service option.

in my experience it is:

  1. Go put it all the things in the cart
  2. Unpack each thing from the cart.
  3. For each thing: scan it, weigh it, maybe you pack it in a bag. You get three bags, so no real option to organize, and hope you like plastic bags. Also zero table space to work with.
  4. As you go, put the things you scanned on the cart with the stuff you have yet to scan, don’t mix anything up though!
  5. if you scan too fast or encounter an item that is wrong in the system: get fucked wait a few min for an attendant to punch in their PIN so you can try again. If that doesn’t work, get fucked wait for a supervisor to come around and override whatever shit their system is doing wrong.
  6. If you scan too slow or look at a prompt too long get fucked an attendant will be on your ass instantly to demand to know what you’re doing wrong. Yes this is contrary to the above wait time, and I don’t know why both of those things are true.

So yeah you can probably see why I hate self checkout.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Nope, I gotta price match. I will wait for the cashier.

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