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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

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[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe they just got the full scope-and-grope experience and decided they liked it.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

They do? Great! Let's get rid of them.

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Christianity is the silliest of all the religions.

And that’s saying something.

There are some really silly ones

Yet Christianity is the silliest.

Sexy ass blonde man in a loin cloth showing off his shredded abs… plastering this image everywhere.

Worshiping this sexy man.

And then being like “gay is bad mkay”

Silly.

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[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

this explains a lot

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well, looks like I better book a flight.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm, ran the numbers and in just over 3 years Atlanta turned every american gay. That's why for such a long time now, every american is gay, always. It's those body scanner!

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I do feel a little more flamboyant every time I take a flight.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It always amazes me what stupid excuses they search when they find themselves or someone close "not in compliance". Once they find out that they are e.g. gay, it is never "because God created them so". It's always "(something I don't like or understand) turned them so".

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

It is never something that even has the possibility to course personality changes. It's always something weird.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So just HOW gay can an airport scanner make you? Merely fabulous? Or are we talking midriff-baring t-shirt and nut-hugger shorts Fire Island gay?

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[–] FreeHat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

So he’s been doing a lot of flying huh?

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm down with getting rid of the jobs program that is the TSA and getting all those people on a UBI

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Same. Of all the shitty things DOGE is doing to destroy a functioning government, chopping TSA isn't a problem for me.

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[–] suite403@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

If this got rid of those scanners, I wouldn't complain.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mrs. Simpson made me gay

Far-IR radiation is male, so sending it through your dick makes you gay.

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