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[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

never used a Sony Walkman! so that's 1 point for me...

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ha!! One point! In yo face!!!

Sorry got too excited there for a second. I have never sent a postcard. Bought em though and rcvd them but never sent.

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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I actually plan to buy the latest print encyclopedia I can find. Just in case. Fuck them trying to kill everything good on the internet.

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
  1. My grandma had a rotary phone.
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Two points. Wtf would I send a postcard? I also don't believe I've ever sent a fax, though I may have gone to an office supply store to have that done to a business and don't recall.

[–] grimoire@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

14 points 😬. I'm surprised at the amount of zeroes in the comments.

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ha!! I'm not old at all. I got 21 points!

[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Two because #13 and #20 weren’t a thing in my country.

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 3 points 1 month ago

Why are people attacking me so much online today?

[–] XenGi 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I got 1 (13) because there is no blockbuster in my country. But I've used equivalent stores, so I guess I got 0. Did I win a price?

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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

6 points. I have never used a floppy disc, used a Walkman, blasted my music in public by any means, sent a fax, recorded music from radio to cassette, or used dial-up.

[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Typewriter, vinil, fax, and payed with check, those are the only 4 things I never done. The boom box I don’t know what it is.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Jayk0b@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

1 point, number 4.

But I know I am gonna get a other point soon.

I already know that my gf gifts me a acdc Back in Black Vinyl.

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[–] aiden@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
  1. If you count me messing with stuff as using it then 9. But they didn't work unfortunately. Born 2005
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago
[–] amphy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

5 points, not bad

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aight, I said I got a zero, and my husband says we both have one. So help me settle this riveting dinner discussion we're having:

  1. Paid with a paper check - I say I have because we've made earnest money deposits via check, or down payments on loans via check. And he says "no" because the intent is using a check to pay for things like groceries. He says weve never balanced a checkbook so it doesn't count.
[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anything to do with a paper check you wrote sounds good enough for me, but I'm just one random dude on the internet.

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[–] qupada@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

The only one I got close on was I never had a chequebook of my own, but did on a couple of occasions use bank cheques for mail-ordered things.

Presuming we're counting that, big fat goose egg.

[–] Demonmariner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I got one point for the Walkman thing, but maybe I just forgot.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

2, maybe 3. Never used a typewriter, never owned an encyclopedia, I can’t recall ever sending a postcard.

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

One point for the typewriter.

[–] Penta@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

7 Points. Born in 2004 🤔

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

6 and I feel old.

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